Physinews: MOST men – and their women – would like to
have a mean-sized 4-5 to ensure pleasure
between the sheets.
But Mnombo “Anaconda” Madyibi (32) and his
wife want exactly the opposite.
That’s because
Mnombo’s snake-sized 4-5 is allegedly too
big, hairy and scary for his new wife’s kitten!
Mnombo got his nickname after his fellow
soccer players saw his 4-5 in the change
rooms before a soccer match. But his new wife
said she’s not being entertained by his bullish
4-5 as it’s destroying her kitten.
Mnombo, a local soccer player from Bhongweni
Village in Mthatha, allegedly got klapped on
Friday night by his new makoti on their
honeymoon in Coffee Bay, on the Wild Coast of
the Eastern Cape.
“All was well and she enjoyed the pre-intimacy,
but all hell broke loose the moment I took off
my underwear.
“My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her
kitten, not an anaconda,” claimed Mnombo.
“When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my ear
before squeezing my balls. Before I knew it, she
knocked me over with a bottle of wine before
attempting to suffocate me with a red and white
teddy bear I had bought her as a gift.”
Mnombo claimed his screams summoned other
guests and staff at the B&B where they were
staying.
“We took different buses back home. I don’t
want to lay charges against my new wife. I love
her.
“I think she’s angry because I could only afford
a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she
wished for in Zanzibar.”
He said he met his makoti at church last year
and she told him she wanted to abstain from
sex until they were married.
“I’ve only heard of joystick enlargement and
not joystick shrinking,” said a frustrated
Mnombo.
When Daily Sun contacted her, his wife said
Mnombo was telling lies.
“He has a big 4-5 – long like a cucumber and
hairy and scary like a bush. I only slapped him
on the cheek and never moered him or tried to
suffocate him,” she said.
The couple agreed to get counselling and said
they would not involve the police.
I wonder what my future wife will do with my own strong and thick long manhood lol...
have a mean-sized 4-5 to ensure pleasure
between the sheets.
But Mnombo “Anaconda” Madyibi (32) and his
wife want exactly the opposite.
That’s because
Mnombo’s snake-sized 4-5 is allegedly too
big, hairy and scary for his new wife’s kitten!
Mnombo got his nickname after his fellow
soccer players saw his 4-5 in the change
rooms before a soccer match. But his new wife
said she’s not being entertained by his bullish
4-5 as it’s destroying her kitten.
Mnombo, a local soccer player from Bhongweni
Village in Mthatha, allegedly got klapped on
Friday night by his new makoti on their
honeymoon in Coffee Bay, on the Wild Coast of
the Eastern Cape.
“All was well and she enjoyed the pre-intimacy,
but all hell broke loose the moment I took off
my underwear.
“My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her
kitten, not an anaconda,” claimed Mnombo.
“When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my ear
before squeezing my balls. Before I knew it, she
knocked me over with a bottle of wine before
attempting to suffocate me with a red and white
teddy bear I had bought her as a gift.”
Mnombo claimed his screams summoned other
guests and staff at the B&B where they were
staying.
“We took different buses back home. I don’t
want to lay charges against my new wife. I love
her.
“I think she’s angry because I could only afford
a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she
wished for in Zanzibar.”
He said he met his makoti at church last year
and she told him she wanted to abstain from
sex until they were married.
“I’ve only heard of joystick enlargement and
not joystick shrinking,” said a frustrated
Mnombo.
When Daily Sun contacted her, his wife said
Mnombo was telling lies.
“He has a big 4-5 – long like a cucumber and
hairy and scary like a bush. I only slapped him
on the cheek and never moered him or tried to
suffocate him,” she said.
The couple agreed to get counselling and said
they would not involve the police.
I wonder what my future wife will do with my own strong and thick long manhood lol...
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